Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Top 10 ways to escape a marriage!


Why do people want to escape marriage? It maybe due to forced marriage but that isn't the case of this Japanese guy who stop wedding by setting the hotel on blaze.
Groom stop wedding with Blaze (link):
A reluctant groom set fire to the hotel where he was due to get married to avoid having to go through with the wedding.

I also came across the article: Techie forges HIV+ve report to escape marriage
(link)
As usual, ur happily married "love guru" came up with
CornLord's Top 10 ways to escape marriage for man:
  1. Forge a HIV report.
  2. Set the hotel on fire.
  3. Admit that you are gay.
  4. Say that you fall in love with your mum-in-law
  5. Go for sex change
  6. Shave ur head and be a monk in the monastery
  7. Tell your wife-to-be you are actually advocate of Osama
  8. Bitch everything about ur wife-to-be and send her friends ur blog link
  9. Stage a kidnap of yourself during the ceremony.
  10. Bribe the driver of the wedding car to ram the car into a police station on the wedding day
Disclaimer: Please do not try this during ur wedding day. If u do not wish to marry, simply tell her before marriage.

I personally do not think anyone will ever try my top 10 ways to escape marriage. But considering all the internet looneys out there..Better put the disclaimer to save my ass from any law suit. LoL

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't think you need to do anything drastic to escape marriage...just go and date another girl and betray your wife-to-be, she will definitely want to break up le...

Mr Corn said...

LoL...yea...but it is amazing that there is people using drastic ways to breakup. LOL