Top 10 ways to escape a marriage!

Why do people want to escape marriage? It maybe due to forced marriage but that isn't the case of this Japanese guy who stop wedding by setting the hotel on blaze.
Groom stop wedding with Blaze (link): A reluctant groom set fire to the hotel where he was due to get married to avoid having to go through with the wedding.

I also came across the article: Techie forges HIV+ve report to escape marriage (link)
As usual, ur happily married "love guru" came up with
CornLord's Top 10 ways to escape marriage for man:

1. Forge a HIV report.
2. Set the hotel on fire.
   
3. Admit that you are gay.
4. Say that you fall in love with your mum-in-law
5. Go for sex change
6. Shave ur head and be a monk in the monastery
7. Tell your wife-to-be you are actually advocate of Osama
8. Bitch everything about ur wife-to-be and send her friends ur blog link
9. Stage a kidnap of yourself during the ceremony.
10. Bribe the driver of the wedding car to ram the car into a police station on the wedding day

Disclaimer: Please do not try this during ur wedding day. If u do not wish to marry, simply tell her before marriage.

I personally do not think anyone will ever try my top 10 ways to escape marriage. But considering all the internet looneys out there..Better put the disclaimer to save my ass from any law suit. LoL

Funny commercial #2

Something to watch and laugh to ease the mid week blues...

Lawsuit Against God Almighty

LINCOLN, Neb. - A judge has thrown out a Nebraska legislator's lawsuit against God, saying the Almighty wasn't properly served, because of his unlisted home address. State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God.

He said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

Chambers has said he filed the lawsuit to make the point that everyone should have access to the courts regardless of whether they are rich or poor.

On Tuesday, however, Douglas County District Court Judge Marlon Polk ruled that under state law a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a lawsuit to move forward.

"Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice," Polk wrote.

Above extract is from Associated Press 2008: Lawsuit Against God Almighty

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Omg...Then base on everyone personal opinions, God is going to be sued for Mischief, Threats, Late delivery of promises, unanswered prayers...etc...That might take an eternity for Him to clear the charges...

How dumb can the court be to allowed such filing of lawsuit?

I am amazed @ stupidity of humanity.

"There are 2 things that are infinite: Universe and Human Stupidity. I not sure about the first one but very sure on the latter."

Publish Post

Albert Einstein.

How to date a girl in China

Recently, there is someone ask me "Mr Corn how do u date your China girl last time?"

Ummmm...secret to share: "I managed to date my china Fiancee after watching this video!!"



Haha, gotcha...It's kind of funny and informative for those who wish to learn more about Chinese and respect Chinese girls. Cheers and enjoy.

Funny Commercials #01

Hi Guys,

It's commercial time! Enjoy!



(P.S I Love the Lion part and the last commercial...haha)

Funny American Streaker Love Story on News

Hi all,

Nice Weekend to all. This Youtube video has been around for sometime. Got this from email by friend recently. It's quite hilarious to me. (Rated M16+ Parental guidance is strictly advised.)