Top 10 ways to escape a marriage!

Why do people want to escape marriage? It maybe due to forced marriage but that isn't the case of this Japanese guy who stop wedding by setting the hotel on blaze.
Groom stop wedding with Blaze (link): A reluctant groom set fire to the hotel where he was due to get married to avoid having to go through with the wedding.

I also came across the article: Techie forges HIV+ve report to escape marriage (link)
As usual, ur happily married "love guru" came up with
CornLord's Top 10 ways to escape marriage for man:

1. Forge a HIV report.
2. Set the hotel on fire.
   
3. Admit that you are gay.
4. Say that you fall in love with your mum-in-law
5. Go for sex change
6. Shave ur head and be a monk in the monastery
7. Tell your wife-to-be you are actually advocate of Osama
8. Bitch everything about ur wife-to-be and send her friends ur blog link
9. Stage a kidnap of yourself during the ceremony.
10. Bribe the driver of the wedding car to ram the car into a police station on the wedding day

Disclaimer: Please do not try this during ur wedding day. If u do not wish to marry, simply tell her before marriage.

I personally do not think anyone will ever try my top 10 ways to escape marriage. But considering all the internet looneys out there..Better put the disclaimer to save my ass from any law suit. LoL

Serves you right if you are lamenting on Lehman Brothers' Minibonds

The Financial Tsunami crashes down devouring Lehman Brothers,. Many citizens of the world who bought mini bonds from Lehman Brothers got their hands burnt.

In their frustration, they play the blame game on banks and sales people who "con" them into buying mini bonds. I am kind of sick of hearing these blaming. Y am i not sympathetic? Yes, I am not at all. To understand why, please continue reading.

(Reading my blog when u cannot take constructive advice might cause you disturbance...exit now if u need to)

Golden rule of mine in Investment : "Without due diligence, Everything else is a Gamble."

First of all, how many of those investors understand how mini-bonds work? Many grieving uncles and aunties around the world are lamenting "They only tell me it's safe and u get good returns, Who knows banks will cheat us?"

If you ask them: "What are mini bonds? How do mini bonds works? Why are banks and investment entities selling mini bonds? What role does mini bonds play in the financial market?"

Do you THINK they can give you a good answer? Absolutely NO!
If you have bought the mini-bonds, are you able to answer them? If your answer is "YES", you know the risk and reason why you are losing money. You know there is no one to blame but yourself.
If your answer is "NO", U are worse than gambling. Gamblers knows their odds and know the possibility of worst outcome even though they might be sore losers. You do not even know your odds of worst possible outcome to accept it.

Stop putting the tag "Investor" on your GAMBLER" tag, claiming you are a investor. You are NOT!.

Many people also like to play "ride on success" with friends who are investors. What do i mean? E.g Friend A tells Friend B: "I have some cash and B ...U are good in investment. Can I put some $$$ with you to help me earn $$ following watever stocks u buy?"
No due diligence is done here, you do not know the risk of investments or even what is the investments your friend is going to do. Money is a touchy issue, and in investments we bound to have fair share of losses and wins...only money management helps to make ur wins profitable over your losses.

Whoever reading this remember my golden rule and you will never again be a self denial Gambler. Ask the "Why, What, How, Why", Read news do research and know your risks and worst possible outcome, be willing to accept your losses. Be Diligent, Be an Investor not act like one.

Lawsuit Against God Almighty

LINCOLN, Neb. - A judge has thrown out a Nebraska legislator's lawsuit against God, saying the Almighty wasn't properly served, because of his unlisted home address. State Sen. Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God.

He said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

Chambers has said he filed the lawsuit to make the point that everyone should have access to the courts regardless of whether they are rich or poor.

On Tuesday, however, Douglas County District Court Judge Marlon Polk ruled that under state law a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a lawsuit to move forward.

"Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice," Polk wrote.

Above extract is from Associated Press 2008: Lawsuit Against God Almighty

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Omg...Then base on everyone personal opinions, God is going to be sued for Mischief, Threats, Late delivery of promises, unanswered prayers...etc...That might take an eternity for Him to clear the charges...

How dumb can the court be to allowed such filing of lawsuit?

I am amazed @ stupidity of humanity.

"There are 2 things that are infinite: Universe and Human Stupidity. I not sure about the first one but very sure on the latter."

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Albert Einstein.

Crisis brings opportunitities: Learning to catch fishes in troubled waters

The financial tsunami reaching into Asian market and it may be bad news for most. Singapore is officially declared in recession.

Many of the stocks reminds me of the overpriced sw*s*n ice cream i had in Orchard road. Suddenly sold like ice cream being paddled by the uncles on ice cream motorbikes selling @ $1 per scoop per cone. (sidetrack)

Think this way. ..if you are home maker, or someone looking forward to long term investment. My foresight is property market in SG. SG is diff from U".S simply because we lack of land and govt have plans to further increase the poplualtion. Pro-family policies including baby bonuses not long ago remember?

Through previous down periods of Singapore banks, we see mergers (DBS-POSB, (keppel bank)). This is not likely to happen as the last merger have consolidated the strs of the major banks now. If the tsunami threatens to destroy MAJOR SG banks like DBS, UOB etc, do you think our govt will sit there and watch the show. Knowing the mentality of our government is another important point. "What goes up will come down" A rubber ball that thrown into the air will come down to the ground and then bounce... (U get the hint?)

This is only a handful of opportunities i see..there are specific ones...but i will not reveal too much for it is better to put things into action than to say a million "do wat"s.

My 2 cents about the financial turbulance.
Last advise : "The hastier u are eager to make quick bucks, the quicker u are likely to lose"

How to date a girl in China

Recently, there is someone ask me "Mr Corn how do u date your China girl last time?"

Ummmm...secret to share: "I managed to date my china Fiancee after watching this video!!"



Haha, gotcha...It's kind of funny and informative for those who wish to learn more about Chinese and respect Chinese girls. Cheers and enjoy.

Funny American Streaker Love Story on News

Hi all,

Nice Weekend to all. This Youtube video has been around for sometime. Got this from email by friend recently. It's quite hilarious to me. (Rated M16+ Parental guidance is strictly advised.)

Disgrace and Disrespect to Our Singapore Flag in Beijing Olympics

Li Jia wei Dragging the Singapore Flag on the ground.







Second Pic (left) showed her with grumpy look with no pride @ all





YouTube Video Showing her dragging the flag across the ground:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1GNxnF1rB0




Armenia Flag bearer looking proud and happy even though they are a small country.







Flag bearer from Barbados proud to represent country in Beijing Olympics.





Proud Pettie Japanese Sportwoman holding Japan Flag with pride and smiles.

Comments: Li Jiawei is of a larger built than this pettie japanese sportswoman and see how upright she holds the flag. No excuse, if you should be ashamed of yourself, Li Jia wei.

If Flag touches the ground in national service, we would have burnt many weekends doing guard duties. Yea, favour the talented and not the patroitic? Is the government trying to bring this msg to us? Let's ponder.

I couldn't say I am a patriotic Singaporean. In fact, I never was. But when I saw how my country flag is treated, I am disgusted. It swept on the ground of the "bird nest" Stadium in Beijing in front of Billions watching in the world.

If Li Jiawei (Singapore Flag bearer) the ground occasionally by accident, it can be forgiven. But our flag was dragged across the whole track to the holding area. By the way, Li Jiawei is a "Made in China" foreign talent in Singapore. However, please show some respect to our nation as 9th August is our national day. "AND U Dragged our Flag on the ground a day before our national DAY??!!!"

The most guilty party of all in this incident is the Singapore Sports Association (Council) or whoever you are. In the first place, why can't you choose a born in Singapore and bred in Singapore Athlete to hold the flag? I bet they will at least show pride and respect to the flag. Look @ Li Jiawei, she looked grumpy at times holding our Flag. Compare the pictures above.

Search for Olympics Spirit and got whooped by Beach Volleyball girls

Hi guys,

I came across this funny video about 2 Americans who went Beijing to search for Olympics Spirit. A very well edited video introducing Beijing as well as footage of Olympics beach volleyball girls.



Reports and news say its the best time to visit Beijing now with so much attraction and lesser pollution. Oh man, I am at the wrong place now... I should be in Beijing. :(

Do enjoy the video...It's really well taken.

Canadian beheaded sparkled racist comments.

BBC news: Beheaded Canada bus man 'named'
Summary:
A young man beheaded in a savage knife attack on a Canadian cross-country bus by a 40 year old Chinese.

Oh Well, just days ago, there was a 17-year old British girl brutally murdered and cut up into pieces by her Brazilian boyfriend.
BBC news: Man 'admits Brazil girl murder'

Here is the comments aftermath of the murders: Yahoo comments

Cold, Chilling murders sent shivering down our spines. What the world is coming to? What is more troubling is the comments.

There are people who attribute the cause of the murders due to the blacks, non-whites "invading (migration)" into the whites' society. Racism in countries such as Australia, New Zealand and Great Britain against blacks or non-whites still exist.

Read about inyabarm 's comments in particular... He probably never travelled out of his countries before to witness successful multi-cultural society such as Australia, New Zealand and definitely Singapore.

Here's a sledgehammer for those who "worship" the whites especially the SPG, and those who think that "White country" is better. Asian hating sentiments still exist and rooted in their society. I still remember on my first day in Australia, a car full of Aussies Youths shouted at me
"F**k U, d*ckhead Asian!". Of course, there are aussies who are friendly to me. What i wanted to prove the point here is "White" countries are no Utopia and whites aren't superior or cooler (just becoz they have Hollywood) than any other race.

What annoyed me is the "white" media is pinpointing mistakes of china and other Asia countries. U.S people once thought Singaporean to be barbaric in using caning as punishment (human rights). I have seen people in Singapore simply 'worship' the whites and despised his/her own kind (Asian). They seemingly forget they are of Asian Roots. I remember once I was looking for a jersey of my size. I couldn't find it on the racks for some time. I waved to the sales lady and she came over unwillingly. Asking if there is any Jersey of my size, she exclaimed "Cannot find urself meh! If dun have means dun have la." shit attitude. What pissed me off more is that, A 25+ year old Caucasian came over and ask her a similar question for size of a nike polo-tee just beside me which he couldn't seem to find. She reply " Well Sir, Let me check for you in the store." OMG..What the!!! Aren't we cheapening ourselves when we are idolizing some group of people who do not think much of us.

Back to the murders and comments, people like inyabarm simply irks me. He did not answer about KKK killing blacks in the name of Chirstianity and Early Americans make the negroes slavery (most of time worst than deaths) and some negroes work to death or died to whipping by their hard masters. Face it, evil exist in all races and everyone of us have a psychopathic side of us. Education, self control and culture all played a part in suppressing that side of us. Immense society pressure, work, family pressures might all played a part in releasing the psychopath of that brutal Chinese killer on bus.

Though we may not have freedom to own guns to shoot someone else, may get sued if we say some wrong political comments, but end of the day, we got a sound government who did excellently in keeping order in this chaotic world better than any in this world. Freedom comes with a price. Well Done, PAP